Emma is like every girl in the world. She has a few little secrets.
Secrets from her mother:
- I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom to Danny Nussbaum while Mum and Dad were downstairs watching Ben Hur.
...From her boyfriend:
- I'm a size twelve. Not a size eight, like Connor thinks.
- I've always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken. As in Barbie and Ken.
...From her colleagues:
- When Artemis really annoys me, I feed her plant orange juice. (Which is pretty much every day)
- It was me who jammed the copier that time. In fact, all the times.
...Secrets she wouldn't share with anyone in the world:
- My G string is hurting me.
- I faked my Maths GCSE grade on my CV.
- I have no idea what NATO stands for. Or even what it is...
...until she spills them all to a stranger on a plane. At least, she thought he was a stranger...
